You Know You Are a Worm Nut If……..
Hi Everyone,
Thought I’d look for some help from the readers on this project. You can add a comment below, or shoot me an email and I’ll add it to the list. I’ll start the list…don’t leave me hangin!
Email in your submissions. David Letterman has nothing on us!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WORM NUT IF…….
–You use terms like “Excited” and “Can’t Wait”, while waiting for your worm delivery.
–You attempt to name all of your worms, until you realize that it’s a full time task.
–You know the definition of the word “Squirm”, without having to look it up.
–You spend more time thinking about your worms than your spouse(Not me Bridget…I’m talking about others).
–You actually get excited when you think of spending the day playing in poo (Worm Poo)!
–You spend time pondering, I wonder if the worms are “Happy”?
–When you see a huge pile of stinking horse manure, your first thought is, “I wonder if there are worms in THAT pile”?
–You make dinner for your worms before your family, and think that is NORMAL!
From Dana M: -You feel sorry for the worm you’re about to feed to your box turtle, so you choose a snail instead!
From Larry B: -When you get up in the morning, the first thing you do is check the worms, even if it is dark.
From Kim A: -When you see worms in a pile of horse manure, and you seriously don’t think it stinks, no matter how STINKY it IS.
From Kim A: -When you invite your friends over to meet your new “Family Members”.
From Kim A: -When your friends stop coming to dinner, and you don’t even realize it is due to the worms that live on your kitchen counter….and you don’t care because the worms are easier to feed anyway!
From Kim A: -When your worms eat BETTER than you do!
From Kim A: -You turn over your livestock water trough, and begin yelling, “HOT DIGGITY, IT’S THE MOTHER LOAD”!
From Bob P: -When you pose your worms for pictures, and you don’t think their is anything abnormal about that.
From Bob P: -When you check Google daily to see if any new Worm Websites are listed.
From Bob P: -When you check this blog daily.
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